Thursday, August 10, 2006

Oh Goddess, I want to disappear.

Picture: Your at the house of a new couple you've made friends with, having a good time, relaxing.

then: you stand up. You talk compare movie choices, and talk about Ewan Mcgreggor and his nice ass.

then: someone says "did someone spill their wine?"

ahhh: you look t the stain...Recognition...you look at your skirt......oh, mo*&^%$ (*(*^ , sh(**. No that is not wine.

YOU HAVE JUST BLEED ALL OVER THEIR WHITE COUCH!!! Can we say embarrassed!

Mind you this is a gay couple who never thought they would have to wonder about getting mistral blood out of there couch.


I have never been so embarrassed in my life. I will not be going back to their house any time soon. I am too embarrassed

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